The Apple "Prison"
The piece is supposed to be a criticism of Apple’s platform design and policies, but really, what they’re doing is criticizing users for enjoying it.
Bingo. The Apple prison. Where the food is good. There are tons of great games. Great ways to keep up with friends. Years of great music, TV, and movies.
Not sure who is crazier. The sick people at Apple who put their guests through this. Or those sadistic individuals who chose to go there.