Cable television was perfect and we ruined it

🙋‍♂️ I miss when there were 2 kinds of tv 1. Shows you cared enough to watch when they aired (Scrubs for me) 2. Whatever is on now

Consciously choosing to start something from the beginning is an overwhelming commitment

Disney+ you are magnificent. Sign in on the Apple TV by opening the iOS app. Simple as that. Dear rest of the world, please follow suit

Update on this

I had my second best week of the season. Which is really just a testament to how bad my team is.

There’s a woodpecker systematically probing every wall and window of our house

I don’t trust Joe Burrow’s hair